Lover's Lamenter Pillows

I called Laurel an hour ago and she hasn't called me back. Do you think she still likes me?! Ahh! Now it's an hour and one minute! Love is a beautiful thing.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Romance

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A heart shaped cake

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Archimedes statue with a lever

"I heard they mate for life."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Frog flirting.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Words of Love

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Say it with flowers: It!

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Urns in love

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

Relationships.

I can't smile without you...

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."