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'I've got a better idea - let's let her choose between us and then I'll quietly leave.'

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"I love fast break business success."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

'It would never work, Tommy - you have all the growth funds and mine are all value...'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

Dating the efficiency expert.

Mergers or acquisitions.

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'First, you have to stop treating your husband like a child.'

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"But gosh, Ursula, together we'd be exactly what every major advertiser is trying to reach."

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

Count Von Moltke.