Lover's Dilemma Strategist Mugs

'I've got a better idea - let's let her choose between us and then I'll quietly leave.'

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"I love fast break business success."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

"Why won't you cuddle?"

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

Dating the efficiency expert.

'It would never work, Tommy - you have all the growth funds and mine are all value...'

Mergers or acquisitions.

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"But gosh, Ursula, together we'd be exactly what every major advertiser is trying to reach."

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

Count Von Moltke.

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'First, you have to stop treating your husband like a child.'

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.