Sporting Strategies Lover Mugs

A bowls player bowling a bomb

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Alternative fielding positions

"I love fast break business success."

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'I hate PowerPoint.'

Count Von Moltke.

Kosovo.

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

"If you can't beat them, sir, perhaps you should consider colluding with them."

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

'Our village cricket club' - Young spinner cleverly positions the field to take a wicket.

'This is us.'

"Duh!"

'Ambushing them is a great idea: I usually tend to charge blindly...'

'O.K. lads, computer research shows this is the new winning plan to win the match.'

Brexit Relocation Strategy

"Sire, the barbarian's are no longer at the gate...they're inside it!"

'The CEO thinks we need to look at a 'rebranding' exercise if we're to get business moving.'

Army Men: Home From Afghanistan Playset

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

"'Just a drive and a putt' you said. This is going to have to be one hell of a putt, Fred!"

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

Alastair Cook

A battle between Danes and Saxons.

'Well, yes. We are losing the battle, sire. But this is just an exhibition...'

'Either road leads to Rome.'