Sporting Strategies Lover Pillows

A bowls player bowling a bomb

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Alternative fielding positions

"I love fast break business success."

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'I hate PowerPoint.'

Kosovo.

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Count Von Moltke.

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

'Our village cricket club' - Young spinner cleverly positions the field to take a wicket.

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

'This is us.'

"Duh!"

'O.K. lads, computer research shows this is the new winning plan to win the match.'

'Ambushing them is a great idea: I usually tend to charge blindly...'

"Sire, the barbarian's are no longer at the gate...they're inside it!"

Brexit Relocation Strategy

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'The CEO thinks we need to look at a 'rebranding' exercise if we're to get business moving.'

Army Men: Home From Afghanistan Playset

"'Just a drive and a putt' you said. This is going to have to be one hell of a putt, Fred!"

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

'Well, yes. We are losing the battle, sire. But this is just an exhibition...'

'Either road leads to Rome.'

A battle between Danes and Saxons.

'For free, take.'