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"You're the boss! Tell your employees that if they don't stop calling you a 'mummy's boy' I'm going to kick their butts!"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

'Yes, can I help you?'

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'We're very proud of you, Jenkins. Keep up the good work.'

'Your resume seems in order, Mr. Lupo, but would you explain exactly why you want to work here> Mr. Lupo...?

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

"I may need you to take the fall for the Swanson mess. So, goeth with pride."

'I've got an exciting new assignment for you. You're going to share one salary.'

"You have a killer resume, Phil, but unfortunately, we have all the dead wood we need right now."

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

"I'm sorry, but Fred isn't available. He's spending a few days in the penalty box for not being a good team player. May I help you?"

'I'm on the way to a meeting. Go back to whatever you weren't doing.'

'Miss Barnes, cancel my appointments. If I start swimming now, I can be back in the office in a few weeks.'

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"Ziegler, I'm transferring you out of the energy commission!"

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

Group of people.

'The firm is downsizing, Oglethorpe -- tell everybody to scrunch up.'

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

"Most people would jump at an opportunity like this."

'I talk the talk but I don't walk the walk.'

'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!'

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

'I don't want just a bunch of 'yes' men around here! Hire a couple of women!'