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'Other than the fact that you were a trustee at the county jail, do you have any other character references?'

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

'Yes, can I help you?'

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'We're very proud of you, Jenkins. Keep up the good work.'

'Your resume seems in order, Mr. Lupo, but would you explain exactly why you want to work here> Mr. Lupo...?

'I've got an exciting new assignment for you. You're going to share one salary.'

"You have a killer resume, Phil, but unfortunately, we have all the dead wood we need right now."

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

"I may need you to take the fall for the Swanson mess. So, goeth with pride."

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Giving feedback is a complex process.

"Ziegler, I'm transferring you out of the energy commission!"

"Look at them over there, looking all smug with their clients and accounts and stuff."

'The good news is we're not laying you off. The bad news is we want you to take a 20-year lunch break without pay.'

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

'I'm on the way to a meeting. Go back to whatever you weren't doing.'

Group of people.

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

'I talk the talk but I don't walk the walk.'

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

'I have to make your life miserable. I'm in management.'

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

"Don't even think about it."

'Here's a job that sounds just like mine, oh-oh, it is mine.'

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

'Just because I'm Overpaid doesn't mean You're Underpaid.'