Lover Of Questions Mugs

'The Question'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Ostrich Curoisities

'I see an applicant being hired!'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

Antiques Store with a bin outside with a sign saying 'Not for Sale'.

Some owls aren't content just knowing who.

The social isolation of the entomologist...

"Would you describe your gall as mitigated or unmitigated?"

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

"All it says is 'DON'T WALK.' When you think about it, that still leaves a world of possibilities, Baby!"