Lover Of Pub Humor Mugs

"Thank you for not overreacting to economic indicators!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

'Did you or did you not tell me to collect EVERYBODY'S glasses?'

A virtue of vicars

"Harpy Hour."

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

No shirt, no shoes, no service.

"I couldn't help overhearing what you ladies said about all the chlorine in the toilet water, and I could not agree more."

"I know you didn't order meatballs. That's the gravy."

"I'm not sure I can really help you. I've dealt with hundreds of rodent infestations, but I've never even heard of Beerkats!"

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

'My beer's not cloudy. The glasses are dirty.'

No glasses to be taken outside.

All I'm sayin is let he who has not driven naked and stoned cast the first stone...

"I should give myself up... I'm a bad habit!"

'I'm sorry, boss, but you tell them to leave.'

'You STUPID fool Ryan! Didn't i warn you not to go JUDGING his cover?!' / A book has just been bashed around a bit for judging another book's cover.

'I don't think I've seen your brother, what does he look like?'

"Say, do you have the correct moon-phase?"

'If that's my wife, tell her meow, meuwwf, meew, hiss.'

"Don't mind me, Riche – it's just the rabies talking."

The Kings Head.

'You better not start anything...'

"You set 'em up with one of these babies, and they're good for the night."

'That perfume you're wearing smells funny. I love it!'

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

"To be fair - he DID say he was going to rearrange your face...!"

Biclops: "...and then I was outed in '84 and force to admit I liked the men as well as the ladies."