Lover Of Mind-bending Art Pillows

Phyllis lacks perspective.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

The Food Chain

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

The Fall of Gnome

Large, wrinkly

"Beware of the frog"

HELLth Food Sprouts

Egyptian Football

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Fly Artist

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

Decaying corpse

allovertheplace.com

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Famous Optical Illusions!

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

When lice dream.

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

Elephant and Castle

Psyche Delia

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

Exhibition for Prisoners

"Who's the artist?"

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

True Mime

Naked Furniture