Lover Of Marine Antics Mugs

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Victorian Royal Navy

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'I thought you'd be better at multitasking.'

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

Hmmm

'I wonder if it was such a good idea to outsource all the staff?'

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

"What?! Your mum wasn't there when you came out of your shell! Oh darling, you can't go through life without a mummy: I'll adopt you..."

'I hate these school reunions.'

Surfer's commute

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

'Petty Officer why does Jenkins keep shouting 'ice cream' from the lookout? Is he drunk? Put him on a charge when he comes down.'