Lovers Of Maritime Humor Mugs

"A plaster on yer knee, not much of a pirate, are we?"

Japanese Whaling

"Ticket and passport, please."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

"I think Ted's keel's snapped off"

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

A Sheepwrecked island.