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Mario's Family Portraits.

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Housekeeping?!"

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

The Codfather.

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.

"Now that's what I call organised crime!"

'The worst part of you mistake was that it was an honest mistake.'

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

Mafia Marriage Guidance

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

Caterpillar morphs into butterfly and escapes from mafia caterpillars.

"There's a mouse needs taking care of..."

"Now you will be the accountant to the fishes."

"How'd you get this number?"

'Testing, testing... Any better' 'Are you sure he's not wired'

"No more last requests."

"Sometimes I wish they would have tossed me off the pier as they had originally intended."