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Mario's Family Portraits.

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Housekeeping?!"

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

He loves the water.

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

The Codfather.

The Godfather Sends Chess Master Bobby Fischer a Message. . .

If we have to come back, I'm gonna bust your kneecaps, and Ira's going to cancel your insurance.

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

"Now that's what I call organised crime!"

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

'The worst part of you mistake was that it was an honest mistake.'

Mafia Marriage Guidance

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

"Now you will be the accountant to the fishes."

"How'd you get this number?"

"There's a mouse needs taking care of..."

Caterpillar morphs into butterfly and escapes from mafia caterpillars.

"No more last requests."

"Sometimes I wish they would have tossed me off the pier as they had originally intended."