Lover Of Live Music Dramas Gifts

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

Glastonbury. After.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Chano Pozo,

"Tong!"

"Free Bird!"

Occupational Hazards.

Steve Howe.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

Towny Music Night.

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

Musician plugged into amp.

"They're texting it in."

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

"Thank you, Sir."

The Ignored Busker

"I know I was ecstatic to get tickets for Glastonbury - it's just that now I realise I have to go."