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Ventriloquists.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Southwark Fair.

Honoré de Balzac

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Champagne

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Daughters on the beach

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Jack Gleeson

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Reginald Bunthorne

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Mikado

Falstaff

Wotan with eye patch

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Scarpia from Tosca

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Applause

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Woman crying with happiness.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.