Live Theatre Lover Prints

Ventriloquists.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Champagne

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Southwark Fair.

Honoré de Balzac

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Daughters on the beach

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Reginald Bunthorne

Applause

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Wotan with eye patch

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Mikado

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Scarpia from Tosca

Falstaff

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Lend me your ears