Lover Of Intricate Plans Gifts

"This would even confuse Confucius ."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Mensa Does Improv

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

"By the time I knocked all the rough edges off I had nothing left."

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

'85% recover with no complications, 60% of the remaining 15% will have a slower recovery rate, and the remaining 40% of the 15% may need additional treatment.'

Gobbledygookologist

'That's my loft ladder.'

Urinals high up on the wall

"Hard data just isn't doing it for me anymore. I crave ambiguity!"

Obama's immigration law

Babushka

Giant Mosquito Screen Door.

"That's my idea of an open floor plan office."

"Thursday I'm battling the forces of evil. How about Friday?"

"Do you ever wonder what life is about? Is it about love? Career? Family?"

"Some of us strive for greatness. Me? I'm perfectly happy with being a 'good' dog."

"No, you didn't actually invent the open concept floor plan."

Harold eats lunch like he plays golf.

"And this is the latest 'non teamwork' approach to resolving the problem."

'Sure, we could make it simpler but that would only complicate matters.'

"The crude oil is on the left, and the refined oil is on the right."

Geoff likes a lot of detail in his reports....

Institute Of Multi-Tasking

Rector speaking to man about his family