Lover Of Heartwarming Stories Prints

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"What did Jesus order?"

'CHICK-FLICK' MALE LEAD CHARACTER ARC.

'This definitely calls for group therapy.'

Golf escape.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

'If little girls are made of sugar and spire and everything nice, where does genetics fit into the picture?'

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

Spirit of love

Sulking

'How was your luck, dear?'

The Big Bad Wolf blows down a house.

'You're not Gramma! You're Wolf Blitzer!'

An interview with Codlin and Short

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

"Yes, I'm the good fairy but I can grant only one wish instead of three. Budget cuts, you know?"

Movie Apple Peel

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!"

"Gramps gave me the historical tour of all the places he used to smoke!"

'That Narcissus had better stop trying to kiss himself.'

'I don't believe an innocent carriage ride in the country is exactly what our Founding Fathers have in mind.'

The intellectual and the wise

"Like they say. . . the shadow knows!"

'Catching them young' Man reading to child in bed '...seven maidens, four wickets for sixty...'

Route 666

'Bill got sacked, sleeps on a park bend and eats dog food. He's the most motivational speaker we've ever had.'

A Showbiz Love Story

Best. Gran. Ever.

'No thanks, I've just eaten'