Lover Of Heartwarming Stories Prints

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"What did Jesus order?"

'This definitely calls for group therapy.'

Golf escape.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

'If little girls are made of sugar and spire and everything nice, where does genetics fit into the picture?'

Spirit of love

'How was your luck, dear?'

Sulking

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

'You're not Gramma! You're Wolf Blitzer!'

The Big Bad Wolf blows down a house.

An interview with Codlin and Short

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

"Yes, I'm the good fairy but I can grant only one wish instead of three. Budget cuts, you know?"

The intellectual and the wise

"Gramps gave me the historical tour of all the places he used to smoke!"

'I don't believe an innocent carriage ride in the country is exactly what our Founding Fathers have in mind.'

"Like they say. . . the shadow knows!"

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!"

Movie Apple Peel

'Catching them young' Man reading to child in bed '...seven maidens, four wickets for sixty...'

'That Narcissus had better stop trying to kiss himself.'

Route 666

'Bill got sacked, sleeps on a park bend and eats dog food. He's the most motivational speaker we've ever had.'

Best. Gran. Ever.

'No thanks, I've just eaten'

'I'm thinking about going dark and gritty.'