Lover Of Grand Gestures Prints

Lisa, will you marry me... and if so promise not to go nuts planning the wedding.

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

Jack Gleeson

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

Mexican Serenade.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"Say it with Pierogies"

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

'Marry me!'

"OK, what have you done?"

"I've finally found my soulmate."

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

'I'm sorry darling. I'd never have asked you to smell them if I'd known there was a wasp in there.'

Couple in Blue

"I bought my wife a diamond planet"

Valentine's Day

"The answer is NO!"

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

Surgeon gives nurse heart, saying, Will you be my valentine?

'How much for NO stems?'

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