Lover Of Grand Gestures Mugs

Lisa, will you marry me... and if so promise not to go nuts planning the wedding.

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

Mexican Serenade.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

"Say it with Pierogies"

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

'Marry me!'

"OK, what have you done?"

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

"The answer is NO!"

'I'm sorry darling. I'd never have asked you to smell them if I'd known there was a wasp in there.'

Valentine's Day

Couple in Blue

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

Surgeon gives nurse heart, saying, Will you be my valentine?

'How much for NO stems?'

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

You know I can't do the twist.

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