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'Do you have any more meak worms like you had yesterday? They were delicious.'

'Not that net!'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Bears catching fish

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

'Now cut that out!'

Fishing and new technologies

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

"Plenty of fish"

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'Hank,I know you promised to go fishing with me today but you should have stayed in bed.'

'Better fish while you can, Ben, it gets a little rougher downstream.'

'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

"My fish locator sent me."

'It's a heavy-duty line clipper.I made it myself.'

'Well Max, we're ready to go. We got our fish, we got our ice, and our data processing system is on line.'

'Don't distract me now: I have only a few seconds to text myself a reminder before I forget...'

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