Fishing Gear Geek Pillows

'Oh,no, not another crankbait.'

'Oh, come now - you don't think it would be as easy as that, do you?'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Bears catching fish

Fishing with God

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Touché"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Heads or tails?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

Fishing direction sign.

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

'Catching flying fish...'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

'Now cut that out!'

When fish are on the feed - there is nothing quite like the suppressed excitement of tackling up...

A clown ice fishing through a square hole