Lover Of Diner Culture Prints

"So what exactly is wrong with the teabag? Nobody else has complained about it!"

Diner.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

'Who gets the decaf?'

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Choice hellhole

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

"The usual."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."