Retro Diner Aficionado Prints

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Diner.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

'Who gets the decaf?'

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Choice hellhole

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"The usual."

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."