Lover Of Classical Architecture Pillows

'On a clear day you can see the plush neo-classical offices of the bastards who designed these monstrosities.'

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Early model of baggage claim"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

How they did it . . .

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

Stonehenge Ticket Office

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

King and Queen with real estate agent view castle for sale: 'My wife likes it, but she wants to know if you have the same thing in purple.'

'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.'

Bath Bonfire

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

Slums of the 'Devil's Acre'

Architecture Books

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

'So, there you have it. A pre cast, three storey, eighty seven year old with adjoining garage'.

Classical Beauty: "My secret is to eat lots of olive-skinned men."

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

"Get a life."

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

There, we made you a doggie door. Happy now?

Manhattan Cat atop the The Rock

"I think I've spotted your problem."