Lover Of All Things Magical Pillows

'I lost my evil eye once I got my contacts'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

Serenade for you...

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"Jerry, you can't keep coming back from the dead every time I have coffee with someone."

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

"I'm not like other frogs."

"Not only do I curse you but your descendants also. Know that they will be so heavily taxed they'll be forced to open this castle as a tourist attraction!"

"Guard coming."

Book and magician

'Yes, the invisible man does live here, but he can't be seen today.'

Mark Morgan

"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service changes."

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."

"Your Honor, the state has every reason to consider the defendant an extremely high flight risk."

Route 666

Guest Houses.

Modern Fortune Tellers

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

"And this is our budgie, 'Houdini'."

'Magic'

Realistic balloon animals.

Oberon

Candlelit dinner.

"I kind of like you in these moods, Phil!"

'Sorry Ruby! New rule!' 'Jinxing other players by means of shamans, warlocks, witch-doctors, voodoo-men no longer permitted!' The Management

"But if they're banned, where will I find poetry in the unexpected?"

"My parent's will never know. I'll sneak out of the refrigerator when they fall asleep."