Lover Of All Things Magical Prints

'I lost my evil eye once I got my contacts'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Serenade for you...

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

"Jerry, you can't keep coming back from the dead every time I have coffee with someone."

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

"I'm not like other frogs."

Book and magician

"Not only do I curse you but your descendants also. Know that they will be so heavily taxed they'll be forced to open this castle as a tourist attraction!"

"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."

'Yes, the invisible man does live here, but he can't be seen today.'

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service changes."

Mark Morgan

"Your Honor, the state has every reason to consider the defendant an extremely high flight risk."

Route 666

Oberon

Modern Fortune Tellers

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

Guest Houses.

"And this is our budgie, 'Houdini'."

Candlelit dinner.

'Magic'

"I kind of like you in these moods, Phil!"

"But if they're banned, where will I find poetry in the unexpected?"

"I really must complain; this soup is delicious."

"My parent's will never know. I'll sneak out of the refrigerator when they fall asleep."

'Sorry Ruby! New rule!' 'Jinxing other players by means of shamans, warlocks, witch-doctors, voodoo-men no longer permitted!' The Management