Lover Of All Things Artsy Gifts

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'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

The Food Chain

Mikado

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Large, wrinkly

"Beware of the frog"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Egyptian Football

Drunk Barber

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Fly Artist

"Outré or simply bad?"

Sorry

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

allovertheplace.com

No caption. (The Mona Lisa is depicted wearing a smiley face button.)

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Who are you?

When lice dream.

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

Elephant and Castle

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

"Who's the artist?"

Naked Furniture

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'