Lovebirds With A Taste For Merlot T-Shirts

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

Aging together

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

"You'll do."

Who said romance is dead?

William and Real Estate

"Man...and...wife...GO!!!"

Underwater wedding!

"Heavens! I'd better rush home. my phone may be ringing."

Barn Wedding

Golfer couple just married

'Next year we're going where our luggage goes!'

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

Spokane County Police Department

"No, you open yours first."

The Honeymooners.

"I now pronounce you man and wife... Would you be interested in purchasing a maintenance agreement?"

Man and women blindfold their parrot whilst they are in the bedroom.

'Stop trying to change the subject!'

Clock Co. Billing an & Coo Coo Dept.

'...and do you, Rachael, take Josh, in sickness and health, seriousness and jest...'

At least our marriage is build on a solid foundation.

Athletic lovers hop, skip jump & LEAP!

'Sorry, Tim, I never kiss on the eighty-fifth date.'

'There goes the only woman I've ever loved.' 'Why don't you marry her?' 'I can't afford to. She's my best patient.'

"I tried to give my boyfriend a kiss while he was driving....we fell off the motorcycle."

"We can't go on meeting like this, Arnold . . . my doctor said I have to cut out caffeine!"

'and please accept our apologies for the overbooking of the Bridal Suite!'

Cyclist Wedding

"Sorry we won't be able to help repair your ship; our entire planet is devoted solely to making wine. I'm sure you must be devastated."