Love With A Twist Mugs

'Caller Will be required to show ID.' Man holds up ID stating 'Your husband'.

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"...until death do you a favor."

Online Dating

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'

"Now will you do something funny."

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"She gets her musical ability from me."

'Just doing the school run.'

Happy Valentine's Day

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

The Clown Hit

'Group hug anyone?'

Nothing like a Valentine from my boyfriend David... the cardiologist.

"Like THAT's ever going to work!"

Woman at Chocolate Lovers Leap, with coffin-shaped selection box at foot of cliff,

"Date night again already?"

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

'Do you , Cynthia, who is completely free of any genetic engineering, take Rodney, who is equally free...'

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

'I like a man in a suit.'

Valentines for Things

"I'm just going to step into the bank to get some money for dinner."

'I had a great time tonight. I'd like to see you again in about six months.'