Love Trapper Pillows

Various Traps.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Margarita

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

A man plays golf by the sea

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

Real Estate Personals

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

Product Testing Department

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

Mine Shaft of Love.

"My aloofness is a mask."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

Single men in Tahiti

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Musician's Fishing Trip

...In a Relationship

Tunnel of Life and Love

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

Wait

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

Bumper Cars of Love.

Bagging the Chipmunk

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'