Love Trapper Mugs

Various Traps.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Margarita

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

A man plays golf by the sea

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Real Estate Personals

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

Product Testing Department

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

"My aloofness is a mask."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Single men in Tahiti

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Musician's Fishing Trip

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

...In a Relationship

Tunnel of Life and Love

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

Bagging the Chipmunk

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'