Love Token Collector Pillows

"I want you to have it. It's a lock of my hair replacement."

A Farmer's Love Token

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Thank you bubbles

Missing You.

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

I love Museum Shops

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Reindeer

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

I e-bay t-shirt.

Baby face

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

Red Card - Gold Card.