Love-struck Duo Pillows

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

Date Night

The Common Sutra.

'It's for you.'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

Lost in Admiration

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

Living together, couple in love.

"It's not what you think."

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

Armchair Dancing

Valentine's day...The good news is that I don't think it's contagious.

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"Don't be cross, Leo. I just had to see you."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

Snake Charmer

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

"Clear!"

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

'Get up before you embarrass yourself.'

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

Couple in front of computer. Screen reads 'Internet shopping with husband'. Husband is huffing, puffing and sighing.

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

Romantic Painter

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

Ice Cream Romance

"Tom and I are so close, we finish each others' sentences."

'I'm not sure we can trust these results, Miss Utley -- the diagnostic computer seems to have fallen in love with you.'

'I can't be your Valentine right now, but I'll put your name on a waiting list.'