Love Striker Pillows

"Some fall harder than others."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

Mother's Love

Speed Dating.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

'Champions league'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The Wishing Well

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"Try a danged head shot!"

Dating the efficiency expert.

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

Same Sex Wedding

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.