Love Striker Pillows

"Some fall harder than others."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Mother's Love

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Speed Dating.

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The Wishing Well

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

'Champions league'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

Dating the efficiency expert.

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

'First, you have to stop treating your husband like a child.'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

Same Sex Wedding