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"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

Love at First Sight

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Quantum Psychic

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Tristan Und Isolde

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Love at First Sight.

Catch and release dating.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

What do you mean, you like me. We're love birds!

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

Man and woman

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"He's all mine. Life is good."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

Cupid's Valentine

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

'Love changes everything.'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.