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"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

Love at First Sight

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Quantum Psychic

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Tristan Und Isolde

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Love at First Sight.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

Catch and release dating.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

What do you mean, you like me. We're love birds!

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

Man and woman

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Cupid's Valentine

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"He's all mine. Life is good."

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

'Love changes everything.'

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."