Love Of Satire Prints

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Jack in the box on strike.

Bureaucracy gone mad!

In my day, they didn

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

The Modern Damocles -

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

Family Butcher.

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

Knights of the Round Whatever

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"I'm a huge fan of your work."

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

John Banville

'Now that I think about it, you're right: Like bankers, we thrive on the misfortune of others...'

Art Vandalism

Hamlet.

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

Coping with Normalcy