Lover Of Social Satire Prints

Some men taunting a gentleman on a horse

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Politically Correct Snowperson

"You know, there are other emojis."

The prying mantis,

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

"I'm after the history section."

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

Inhospitality tent.

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"God help us, it's that guy."

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

The Modern Damocles -

"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Children should be seen and not heard. We're decorative.