Love Life Philosopher Prints

"But it's supposed to be recreational sex, not guilt sex."

"Yes, I'd love to go for dinner. Can I bring a date?"

"I just don't think our relationship will work out, honey."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"Call me?"

Romance

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

"Now look, Frank, Molly, there's nothing wrong with a Polar Bear and a Penguin being in a relationship. In fact, in my experience, Polar opposites attract!"

"Death coach..."

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"No, no - that's not the company sales, that's my marriage."

"If you could time-travel back to any period in history, would your love for me keep you from going?"

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."