Life Philosophers Prints

"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."

Hey! I just figured out what I want to do with my life!

Tom's last day.

'I could use a trim.'

"I'm sorry honey. But sometimes life is going to treat your fairly."

'If these are the best years, can you imagine the crap that's coming?'

'I had a fine home, a good job, a wonderful wife...and 13 kids.'

Biff Sherwin: Started with a clean slate but finished with this one.

'Go home and quit smoking first, and then come back and I'll try to enlighten you.'

A lesson in life, son. f

We'll look back and laugh!

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"Call me?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

"Death coach..."

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

"I'm surprised I'm still single - I always thought I'd be divorced by now."

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."