Love Life Enhancers Prints

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Ego Increasing School

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

'I know you love her and want to protect her. But it's wrong to laminate her.'

Make love not war

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

'It's all downhill from here.'

"You make me want to be a better bag."

'Of course you're my first - Why do you men always ask that question?'

Archers.

"I think you are exceeding the speed limit."

Brenda tests to see if Karl can truly handle the low points of living together.

Sex shop

Test dummies holding 'Kama Sutra For Dummies' manual.

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'What's the definition of an ideal man? After he's made love for hours, he turns into a pizza.'

"I asked her if she wanted to go to dinner. She said yes and then she went to dinner."

"Well of course there's a damp patch on the mattress - does it matter who sleeps on it?"

"You're 30? Me too!"

'Darling, I've brought mom round for tea! I hope it won't spoil my surprise!'

Luckily there are still men with charm and style.

Valentines

'I'd be willing to settle for a 'Mr. Wrong' who's trainable.'

Sex Shop

'It's my wife's reminder to put the toilet seat down.'