Love-hate Tech User T-Shirts

Dating site algorithms never die, they just get re-formulated

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

The Selfie

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"