Love Gambler Prints

Sporting Event - A Record - She won the sweep!

'He's a high stakes player - I mean he married her.'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Tightrope Walk of Romance

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'You had to go for a walk--now we've lost our table.'

Busy man at his desk is given roses to smell as a Valentine's Day gift.

An affair to remember.

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

European Space Agency.

Wedding Coin Tosser

A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.

"I'm afraid you can't speak to the Chef at the moment, sir. He's out, buying you a, 'get well soon' card."

"Rats! It's already tenderized."

'Well, Dad said he'd take me to the zoo, but the only animals were horses running around a track!'

IRS AUDIT DIVISION, 'Want to make it double or nothing?'

'We've had our starter and to follow we'd like to order an ambulance!'

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'

The Las Vegas Oddsmakers

'Look at the bright side, it's better to have loved money and lost than never to have invested at all.'

"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"

"I lost my wife."

Even with his lucky clover necklace, Sam couldn't win at cards

A child pulls the lever of a machine that is combination of both a slot machine and a gumball machine.

'Instead of going to that boring museum for a class trip, I suggest we go to the World Series of Poker. I'm sure the rest of the class won't mind.'

'These shooting sticks are not very comfortable!'

"How long have you been wasting our money on lottery tickets?"

'It's just not your lucky night I guess - saaaay, hows about we deal fer what's in the sack big guy?!'

I was dead lucky at the races yesterday, I forgot my wallet at home!

'It's a fight between me and the world,' - 'I'll have a twenty on the world,'