Romantic Gambler Prints

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

scrabble love

"Am I through to the next round?"

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'Will you make the final table?'

Are these sessions as soul-deadening for you as they are for me, doctor? Let's not have a contest, Al. Or, if we do, no wagering.

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."

Cards Blind Dating Game

"My reasons for asking for a raise are wholly unselfish. I wish to marry your daughter!"

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

'He's a high stakes player - I mean he married her.'

An affair to remember.

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

Wedding Coin Tosser

'I'll take Tommy Peters to cry first, for a nickel.'

I've organized us a double date with the twins from despatch. Cool! What are their names? Kylie and Troy.

"Ask your doctor if you're strong enough to day trade options."

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

'Whoever's guess is closest to the time when the last needle falls off the tree wins the hundred-dollar pool!'

Vending machines at work: Snacks, Coffee, Glimmer of Hope

'Look at the bright side, it's better to have loved money and lost than never to have invested at all.'

"How long have you been wasting our money on lottery tickets?"

"It's a collection for Shirley. I want to take her to lunch."

"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"

'I know it's a long shot but wouldn't it be worth hanging on until after the wednesday lottery draw?'

I was dead lucky at the races yesterday, I forgot my wallet at home!

A child pulls the lever of a machine that is combination of both a slot machine and a gumball machine.

Gambling in Heaven - Losing your halo.