Romantic Gambler Prints

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'

scrabble love

"Am I through to the next round?"

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'Will you make the final table?'

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."

Cards Blind Dating Game

An affair to remember.

"My reasons for asking for a raise are wholly unselfish. I wish to marry your daughter!"

'He's a high stakes player - I mean he married her.'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

Wedding Coin Tosser

"Ask your doctor if you're strong enough to day trade options."

'I'll take Tommy Peters to cry first, for a nickel.'

I've organized us a double date with the twins from despatch. Cool! What are their names? Kylie and Troy.

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

Vending machines at work: Snacks, Coffee, Glimmer of Hope

'Look at the bright side, it's better to have loved money and lost than never to have invested at all.'

"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"

"It's a collection for Shirley. I want to take her to lunch."

"How long have you been wasting our money on lottery tickets?"

'I know it's a long shot but wouldn't it be worth hanging on until after the wednesday lottery draw?'

A child pulls the lever of a machine that is combination of both a slot machine and a gumball machine.

I was dead lucky at the races yesterday, I forgot my wallet at home!

Gambling in Heaven - Losing your halo.