Love Duet Pillows

French horn.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Lesbian civil partnership.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Romance

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Right click for yes...

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

A heart shaped cake

I only have eyes for you

"I love you, you big fool."

Cupid and Targets

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Powerful Love.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Paint pots in love

Love linked

Dancing in pyjamas

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"This will be hilarious!"

Romance

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

Holding hands

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

"I heard they mate for life."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Man propelled by love

"You're solemates!"

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

Couple melting the snow around them.