Love Duet Mugs

French horn.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Lesbian civil partnership.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Right click for yes...

A heart shaped cake

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

I only have eyes for you

Powerful Love.

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"I love you, you big fool."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

Paint pots in love

Romance

Holding hands

"This will be hilarious!"

"I heard they mate for life."

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

Love linked

Dancing in pyjamas

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Man propelled by love

Couple melting the snow around them.

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

Love

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'