Love Cynic Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their space with pillows that celebrate the love cynic’s unique perspective—funny, playful, and perfect for cozying up against love’s irony.

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Lady to man: 'Sure, I'll go out with you. My mom says I only date losers anyway.'

Lady to man: 'Sure, I'll go out with you. My mom says I only date losers anyway.' mockup

Lady to man: 'Sure, I'll go out with you. My mom says I only date losers anyway.'

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Happy Valentines Day

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"Sorry, Sue . . . I just don't feel it."

"Sorry, Sue . . . I just don't feel it." mockup

"Sorry, Sue . . . I just don't feel it."

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"Will you call me?"

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'Yeah, I think we have a future together. Would I write you a post-dated check for my half of the dinner if I didn't?'

'Yeah, I think we have a future together. Would I write you a post-dated check for my half of the dinner if I didn't?' mockup

'Yeah, I think we have a future together. Would I write you a post-dated check for my half of the dinner if I didn't?'

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'I guess we're both out of luck. You like girls with big boobs, and I like a man with brains and halfway decent looks.'

'I guess we're both out of luck. You like girls with big boobs, and I like a man with brains and halfway decent looks.' mockup

'I guess we're both out of luck. You like girls with big boobs, and I like a man with brains and halfway decent looks.'

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'...and do you take this pre-nup...?' mockup

'...and do you take this pre-nup...?'

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"He finds it difficult to get in touch with his emotions."

"He finds it difficult to get in touch with his emotions." mockup

"He finds it difficult to get in touch with his emotions."

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'Tunnel of divorce'

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"Yes, Myra, I do still love you. What I don't love, however, is this exit poll every damned morning."

"Yes, Myra, I do still love you. What I don't love, however, is this exit poll every damned morning." mockup

"Yes, Myra, I do still love you. What I don't love, however, is this exit poll every damned morning."

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'I want you, My Darling!. . . I didn't want you for that long!!!'

'I want you, My Darling!. . . I didn't want you for that long!!!' mockup

'I want you, My Darling!. . . I didn't want you for that long!!!'

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'...didn't send myself a Valentines Day card!'

'...didn't send myself a Valentines Day card!' mockup

'...didn't send myself a Valentines Day card!'

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Fo Fum Attorneys: 'And you can forget dating parties of the second part! They're nothing but trouble!'

Fo Fum Attorneys: 'And you can forget dating parties of the second part! They're nothing but trouble!' mockup

Fo Fum Attorneys: 'And you can forget dating parties of the second part! They're nothing but trouble!'

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'He keeps pointing me out to his friends. Apparently, no one believed he'd ever find someone desperate enough.'

'He keeps pointing me out to his friends. Apparently, no one believed he'd ever find someone desperate enough.' mockup

'He keeps pointing me out to his friends. Apparently, no one believed he'd ever find someone desperate enough.'

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Liar Bird, "Yeah of course I love you" mockup

Liar Bird, "Yeah of course I love you"

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"He gets jealous when other guys talk to me."

"He gets jealous when other guys talk to me." mockup

"He gets jealous when other guys talk to me."

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'With Bob and me, it was indifference at first sight.'

'With Bob and me, it was indifference at first sight.' mockup

'With Bob and me, it was indifference at first sight.'

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'Translated, his 'I'll love you forever and always', meant, 'Until next Saturday'.'

'Translated, his 'I'll love you forever and always', meant, 'Until next Saturday'.' mockup

'Translated, his 'I'll love you forever and always', meant, 'Until next Saturday'.'

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John goes through a breakup with his data analyst girlfriend.

John goes through a breakup with his data analyst girlfriend. mockup

John goes through a breakup with his data analyst girlfriend.

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"It's over, Josh. Consider this our series finale."

"It's over, Josh. Consider this our series finale." mockup

"It's over, Josh. Consider this our series finale."

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Our love is strong, but it's our mutual dislikes that really keep us together.

Our love is strong, but it's our mutual dislikes that really keep us together. mockup

Our love is strong, but it's our mutual dislikes that really keep us together.

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Always Compatible

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'I can always tell when he's lying - his lips move.'

'I can always tell when he's lying - his lips move.' mockup

'I can always tell when he's lying - his lips move.'

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"It was a misunderstanding. I thought I was buying all rights to her hand in matrimony, she thinks it was just first rights."

"It was a misunderstanding. I thought I was buying all rights to her hand in matrimony, she thinks it was just first rights." mockup

"It was a misunderstanding. I thought I was buying all rights to her hand in matrimony, she thinks it was just first rights."

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"I love you because you're unique." mockup

"I love you because you're unique."

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"Believe me, unrequited was better." mockup

"Believe me, unrequited was better."

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"In the mid 60s I received both my draft card and a Valentine's Day card on February 14th. Being a conscientious objector to both love and war, I burned both cards."

"In the mid 60s I received both my draft card and a Valentine's Day card on February 14th. Being a conscientious objector to both love and war, I burned both cards."

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