Love Birds In The Cat World Pillows

'He just loves her tuna fish kisses.'

Police Feline Unit

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Sauvignon Bonk

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Unemotional Support Animal

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Family with pets.

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

How Amazon was invented

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

'Which one is named after me?'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"So who is this First pet?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

Cat king.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Beware of the Cat.

Love Trap

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."