Love Birds In The Cat World Pillows

'He just loves her tuna fish kisses.'

Police Feline Unit

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Sauvignon Bonk

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'Oh, crap.'

Family with pets.

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

Unemotional Support Animal

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

How Amazon was invented

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'Which one is named after me?'

Cupid paints Stop sign

Feline Evolution.

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"So who is this First pet?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

Love Trap

Cat king.

I'm sure it's fake.

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

Beware of the Cat.

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"