Love Archaeologist Pillows

"That's very sweet of you, but I'm seeing someone right now."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

A caveman paints from life

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

"And this is our media room."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Physician tending a mummy.

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Hadrian's Wall

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"