Feelings Archeologist Pillows

"The question is. Do you remembere where you buried your feelings?"

The first car accident.

Tut and Carmen.

Interdisciplinary studies.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'It's an antique!'

Pyramid catflap...

"Writer's block?"

Reinventing the Wheel

StonesHendge.

Used wheels

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

Closed for Renovation

The cradle of mankind

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

"Well, that's the scaffolding up...We'll be back next week to start building..."

"I think I'm lost."

Early Egyptian Fast Food Joints.

The dead sea scrolls

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

A caveman attempting to make a cart

"Maybe that metal device we found with the paleolithic stone tools WAS a ray gun!"

"Hug, the vacuum cleaners blocked."

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."